1)  A  clip that is so ...hilarious , sarcastic, and ..touche~~~ ......  check out via the link ``u won't regret :D

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=179222&title=special-olympics-update

2) NBC 'S CONCLUDING COMMENTS ON THE 2008 BEIJING OLYMPIC : 
The video links:
http://www.nbcolympics.com/video/player.html?assetid=0824_hd_ccb_au_l1808r1

http://www.nbcolympics.com/video/player.html?assetid=0824_sd_mul_au_l1794

Well, just as the marathon was one of the concluding events of the Olympic Games, we are now bringing our broadcast marathon to a close. Beyond the competitive drama, every Olympics provides a snapshot of a city and a country at a point in time.

This one was more compelling than most, since China's rise and its ongoing transformation is the global story, not only of the moment, but likely of the foreseeable future. These Olympics were a milestone in that still unfolding story. And while history will tell us whether or not the Olympics provided China with the confidence to not only build on its considerable strengths, but also to address its considerable problems. This much we know. This is a country so vast, a people with lives so varied and a history so rich and complex that no visitor can fully grasp it.

Still, of these Games, no advanced degree in international relations was required to appreciate the genuine warmth of the Chinese people, the honest pride in their country and how seriously Chinese citizens, famous Olympians, to everyday men and women, took this chance to show themselves to the world. All Olympics are important to the host city. These Games were monumentally important to the host nation, which happens to be home to 1/5 of humanity.

All that said, just as these Olympics were significant politically, they were also very significant competitively. Beijing turned out to be among the most memorable Olympics ever. One headline was anticipated before the Games began, and then verified here. For the first time since the fall of the Berlin Wall, an ongoing Olympic rivalry shapes up. In Beijing, the U.S. won 110 medals-the most it's ever won at a non-American Olympics. But China, second in the overall count, easily won the most golds here, and the most by any country since the old Soviet Union in 1988. Many of China's triumphs went beyond excellence. Their perfection and precision, simply beautiful to behold. China is now a sports power with a sophisticated state-supported sports system. They will be at or near the top of the medal list at London and beyond.

Meanwhile, the Americans had plenty to cheer about. Beach volleyball pairs both prevailing, Nastia Liukin and Shawn Johnson winning gold and winning hearts, the men's basketball team doing exactly what they set out to do-winning, yes-but also redeem and redefine the image and purpose of the U.S. program. These Games reached multiple crescendos. From the beginning, there was Michael Phelps, who now ranks among the very greatest Olympians ever and who is also now in the top tier of the best and most popular contemporary athletes in any sport-unheard of for a swimmer, until Phelps. Just about the time Phelps left the pool, a Jamaican jet zoomed over the track. The sprints are supposed to be decided by blinks of an eye, not by bolts of speed so astonishing that, like the  spectators, the competitors can only marvel at the world's-- and history's--fastest man. More nations, 204, participated here than in any Games before. And more won medals, 87, than ever before as well. But beyond the medal podium, the Olympics remain a human panorama, with many also-- ran finishes and first-round eliminations, nonetheless representing epic personal stories, only appreciated by the participants themselves and their families, friends and countrymen. Theses Games began with Zhang Yimou's stunning Opening Ceremony, so boldly conceived and brilliantly executed, that it set a standard for such occasions unlikely to be equaled. And tonight, with more theatrical touches, the curtain came down. So the people of the world came to Beijing, and the people of China extended their hands. You don't have to speak a word of Mandarin to understand that. I've been fortunate to be involved with many memorable Olympics, and in many ways, this has been the most memorable. In no small part, due to the efforts of the small army of people who worked tirelessly to bring these Games home to you. For these colleagues, I will always have enormous professional regard and personal gratitude. The names of these talented men and women accompany this final montage of the images of China and Olympic moments-moments we hope resonate with you as they have with us. Good night, this one last time, from China.--

3) 轉一篇文章， 很多廝，照一照，原形畢露。。。。

中国不申辦奥运会，他们说你看人家欧美，经常申请开奥运会，中国连申请都不敢， 人家多强，中国只能一边看。
中国申辦奥运会，没申辦上，他们说你看中国，没实力还敢申请奥运会，丢人现眼了吧。
申辦成功了，他们说你看中国政府，光顾着面子，搞形象工程，举全国之力办奥运，丢人。
　　　　
　　　　
　　　　开幕式办的不好，他们说你导演本来就没有水平，国民素质低；
　　　　开幕式办得好，他们说你花费了几千万欧元，劳民伤财；　　　　　
　　　　
　　　　奥运办简约一点吧，他们说你看中国政府，没实力也敢办奥运，不嫌寒碜吗，在全世界人民面前丢脸。　
        奥运办豪华一点吧，他们说你看中国政府，拿我们纳税人的钱去铺张浪费，办什么奥运啊。
　　　　
　　　　外国开幕式我们看不懂，他们说这是人家的文化。
　　　　外国开幕式我们看懂了，他们说人家的文化太伟大了。

　　　　中国开幕式老外看不懂，他们说这是我们没文化。
　　　　中国开幕式老外看懂了，他们说这是开幕式太肤浅了。
　　　　
　　　　奥运刚开始，他们说中国肯定拿不了几枚金牌，中国运动员实力这么差，能跟人家欧美比吗？
　　　　中国金牌，奖牌拿少了，他们说中国实力就是差，是体育弱国。看看人家欧美，人种优良，拿多少金牌啊。
　　　　中国金牌，奖牌拿多了，他们说你是体育畸形，是举国体制，拿了金牌就证明国力强了吗；
　　　　
　　　　外国选手利用了规则，他们说人家非常聪明。
　　    外国选手没利用规则，他们说人家很有实力。

　　　　中国选手利用了规则，他们说中国投机取巧。
        中国选手没利用规则，他们说中国非常愚蠢。
　　　　
　　　　一个项目外国多拿了几块吧，他们说外国选手实力非常强，只能用天才来形容.
　　　　一个项目中国多拿了几块吧，他们说违背共同参与的精神，项目应该干脆取消。
　　　　
　　　　外国如果国家不管体育，他们说外国先进，国家不管体育。
　　　　中国如果国家不管体育，他们说中国落后，国家不管体育。
　　　　
　　　　外国运动员自己掏钱训练，他们说这是体育精神的体现，不会花纳税人的钱。
　　　　中国运动员自己掏钱训练，他们说这是中国不重视体育，训练还要自掏腰包。
　　　　
　　　　外国只拿了一块金牌，他们说不过就是金牌，人家国家也没当回事。
　　　　中国若只拿一块金牌，他们说中国十几亿人，怎么就拿了一块金牌？
　　　　
　　　　外国选手低级失误，他们说体育精神重在参与，输了一样享受奥运。
　　　　中国选手低级失误，他们说竞技体育压力很大，中国选手心理太差。
　　　　
　　　　外国选手得牌了，流泪，他们说这是真正的奥林匹克精神。
　　　　中国选手得牌了，流泪，他们说这是金牌至上造成的表现。
　　　　
　　　　外国选手是大学生，他们说人家都是业余选手，不像我们都是专业选手。
　　　　中国选手是大学生，他们说中国教育资源这么紧张，怎么体育好就能上大学？
　　　　
　　　　外国选手拍个广告，他们说这是商业行为，有赞助才能更好的训练。
　　　　中国选手拍个广告，他们说这是金钱至上，光想赚钱怎么有好成绩？
　　　　
　　　　中国拿的金牌少了，他们说实力不济；
　　　　中国拿的金牌多了，他们说拿金牌有什么用，还不如把钱资助弱势群体。而且为什么不按奖牌榜排名，这才是国家体育水平表现；

　　　　中国按奖牌榜排名了，他们说为什么不按人均奖牌榜排名，这才体现全民体育；
　　　　中国按人均奖牌榜排名了，他们说你是举国体制，怎么好意思和人家业余选手同场竞争?
　　　　
　　　　
　　　　最后中国金牌拿第一了，他们说第一有个毛用，又不能给我分房子、涨工资。